uk666 5,298 Report post Posted September 19, 2018 4 Letter Words A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4 letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me, please!" "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride said, "DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted September 20, 2018 hahaha.. the modern woman of today.. modern men do those things in the family dynamic now days.. tsk tsk to that nonsense.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted September 20, 2018 Betcha he's gonna be pissed... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites