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Hunting Flies

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Hunting Flies

A woman entered her kitchen and found her boyfriend waving a fly swatter. “What in heaven's name are you up to?" she asked.

"Killing flies," he said.

"Oh. Get any?"

"Yep, two males, three females," he answered.

"Oh come on! How do you tell them apart?"

"Two were on a beer can, three were on the phone."

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