uk666 5,298 Report post Posted September 22, 2018 Canada Cowboy A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Saskatchewan prairies in Canada without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling along the dusty ground, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the ground several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the ground and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing a Revenue Canada ID badge and a dull grey dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. 'Well, cowboy,' says the genie. You know how I work...You have three wishes.' 'I'm not falling for this.' said the cowboy... 'I'm not going to trust a Revenue Canada genie.' 'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation and it looks like you're a goner anyway!' The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right. 'OK! I wish I were along-side a lush spring with plenty of food and drink.' ***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself beside the most beautiful spring he has ever seen And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. 'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish.' 'My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.' ** *POOF*** The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems. 'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!' After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... 'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.' ***POOF*** He was turned into a tampon. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted September 22, 2018 He should've thought on that 3rd wish a little more - I think 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted September 22, 2018 omfg.. that's just so wrong in so many ways.. lmao.. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted September 24, 2018 Does he only get used once..??? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites