uk666 5,298 Report post Posted September 23, 2018 Final Exam A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam. "Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-arsed chappie at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said: "Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand". 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted September 23, 2018 omfg.. i actually laughed out loud.. rofl.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted September 24, 2018 Smart Professor... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites