uk666 5,298 Report post Posted September 26, 2018 Flat Tummy A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted September 26, 2018 pft omg.. hahaha.. kids will say the darnedest things.. lol.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted September 27, 2018 Hurricane in that house soon... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites