uk666 5,298 Report post Posted October 2, 2018 Tattoo It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on, that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlour today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry Christmas,' and on the inside of the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?" "Well," she replied, "now you can't complain that there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Year’s!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted October 3, 2018 omg that's so wrong, but so totally hilarious at the same time.. lmao.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted October 8, 2018 My kinda lady... Woo Woo... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites