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Pinocchio bumps into his old pal Geppetto, the carpenter who made him... Geppetto asks how he is getting on with his girlfriend. 

"Not bad," Pinocchio says, "but when we have sex she keeps complaining about the splinters." 

"Don't worry," says Geppetto, "I'll give you a sheet of fine sandpaper. That should sort out the problem." 

A few weeks later, they meet again. 

"How are things with your girlfriend now?" asks Geppetto. 

Pinocchio replies, "Who needs a girlfriend"

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