uk666 5,298 Report post Posted October 5, 2018 The Laws Of Ultimate Reality These are the unavoidable laws of the universe, as we know it: Law of Mechanical Repair:After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. Law of Gravity:Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability:The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of Random Numbers:If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. Law of the Alibi:If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.. Variation Law:If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). Law of the Bath:When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters:The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result:When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics:The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Law of the Theatre:At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. The Starbucks Law:As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold. Law of Lockers:If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Physical Surfaces:The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. Law of Logical Argument:Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Law of Physical Appearance:If the shoe fits, it's ugly. Law of Public Speaking:A closed mouth gathers no feet. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy:As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. Doctors' Law:If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites