uk666 5,298 Report post Posted October 6, 2018 Excuse Me A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your d*ck is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted October 6, 2018 lmao.. too funny.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted October 8, 2018 Why can't I meet people like that..?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites