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Risqué

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.

They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands. 

The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down her chair and under the table – but the woman stared straight ahead.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.

Still, the woman stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behaviour a bit risqué and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the woman “Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.”

"No, he didn't," the woman calmly replies. 

"Look he just walked into the restaurant."

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