uk666 5,298 Report post Posted October 13, 2018 An office prayer Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the Wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off, and also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I might have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday. And help me to remember: When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted October 13, 2018 Amen 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
