uk666 5,298 Report post Posted October 16, 2018 The Masterpiece Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now. As usual, his model reported, and after exchanging the usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress for the day's work. He told her not to bother, and that he felt pretty bad with a cold he had been fighting. He added that he would pay her for the day, but that she could just go home; he just wanted some hot tea and then, off to bed. The model said "Oh, please, let me make the tea for you. It's the least I can do." He agreed and told her to make herself a cup too. They were sitting in the living room just exchanging small talk and enjoying their tea, when he heard the front door open and close, then some familiar footsteps. "Oh my God !!!" he whispered loudly, "It's my wife! Quick!!! Take all your clothes off." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted October 16, 2018 lol.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted October 16, 2018 Too funny again... Ha Ha... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites