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Smoking In The Rain

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and both of them was smoking Camel cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea!  What is it that you put over your cigarette?"

The other old lady said, "It's a condom."

"A condom?  Where do you get those?"

The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy.  

When the two old ladies arrived downtown, they went into the pharmacy and asked ‘’if They sell condoms’’.

The pharmacist was a little shocked but said ‘’yes, they come in many sizes. What size do you need?"

The old ladies talk to each other for a minute and one of them said, "One that will fit a Camel!"

The pharmacist fainted!

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