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Blonde Stewardess

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. 

The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. 

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. 

She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. 

"You can't get out of your room?" The captain asked, "Why not?" 

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!" 

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Dang it uk666 how did you know about my Daughter ;)

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4 hours ago, uk666 said:

Blonde Stewardess

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. 

The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. 

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. 

She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. 

"You can't get out of your room?" The captain asked, "Why not?" 

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!" 

haha another blonde burn.. too funny.. :laugh2:

3 hours ago, Tech 425 said:

Dang it uk666 how did you know about my Daughter ;)

oh my god.. a dad burn on his daughter.. i now bring u ur father of the year award for the best burn.. hahaha.. :lol2:

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