uk666 5,298 Report post Posted October 23, 2018 Mary’s funeral Mary is a devout Catholic: She gets married and has 9 children. Soon there after the last child is born her husband dies. A few weeks later she remarries and over the following years has another 12 children with her second husband. After the last child is born her second husband also dies. Within a month Mary is engaged to be married a third time. Unfortunately, she becomes very ill and dies. At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Mary as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens and says, "At least, they're finally together." A man standing next to the priest asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean Mary and her first husband, or Mary and her second husband?" The priest says, "I mean her legs." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted October 24, 2018 oh hahaha.. catholic slut.. lmao.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
