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Three Pilots 

There was a Mexican, an American and a Japanese pilot. 

They were taking turns flying over each of their countries.

so, they were flying over Japan and the Japanese guy drops an orange on his country and the other two ask why he did that and he said "Because I love my country and oranges signifies courage, happiness, love, and good health!" 

So, they went on to America and the American drops an apple on his country so the other two asked him why he did that and he said " Because I love my country and majority of Americans own at least one Apple product " 

So, they went on to Mexico and the Mexican drops a bomb on his country so the other two asked why he did that and he said " Because I hate my country, we have high crime rates, high unemployment and poverty"

They all return to their respective countries.

The Japanese guy was walking and he saw a kid crying so he said what’s the matter and the kid said an orange fell out of the sky and hit me in the head. 

Then the American was walking and he saw a kid crying so he asked what happened and the kid said an apple fell out of the sky and hit him in the head. 

Then the Mexican was walking and he saw a kid laughing and he ask what are you so happy about and kid said "I farted and the building behind me exploded".

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