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You Know You Re An Idiot When

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You Know You're an Idiot When

You Know You're an Idiot When...

  1. You put lipstick on the forehead because you wanted to makeup your mind.
  2. You get stabbed in a shoot-out.
  3. You send a fax with a stamp on it.
  4. You're on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
  5. You try to drown a fish.
  6. Someone gives you a penny for your intelligence, and you have to give them change.
  7. You think socialism means partying.
  8. You trip over a cordless phone.
  9. You take a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.
  10. At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" you put "Sagittarius."
  11. You take 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
  12. You study for a blood test and fail. 
  13. Invent a solar powered flashlight.
  14. You sell the car for gas money.
  15. You heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you move.
  16. You miss the 44 bus, and take the 22 twice instead.
  17. You take someone to the airport, see a sign that says, "Airport left", and then turn around and go home.
  18. You get locked in Furniture Shop and sleep on the floor.
  19. Try to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
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How did you know "12. You study for a blood test and fail." hahaha :)

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2 hours ago, uk666 said:

You think socialism means partying.

thats priceless.. lmao.. :laugh2:

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