uk666 5,298 Report post Posted November 3, 2018 Jewish Grandmother Grandson phones his Jewish grandmother for directions to her new flat. She tells him, ''when you get to the main doors, press the intercom button for 301 with your elbow and I will buzz you in. Go to the lifts, press the up button with your elbow for the floor three. When you get to third floor, use your elbow to ring the doorbell on flat number 'one' and I'll let you in.’’ Grandson ask, ''got all that but why do I have to press all the buttons with my elbow?’’ Grandmother replies, ''you come to visit me for the very first time and you got empty hands have you....?'’ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted November 4, 2018 lol.. cute.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
