uk666 5,298 Report post Posted November 5, 2018 Mother Wisdom The wise old Mother Superior from County Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother Superior drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. "Mother", the nuns pleaded, "Please give us some wisdom before you die". She raised herself up in bed with a sincere look on her face and said: "Don't ever sell that cow". 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted November 5, 2018 lmao.. that's cute.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted November 6, 2018 Loved it - cute... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
