uk666 5,298 Report post Posted November 7, 2018 Wonderful definitions of designations Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby. HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites