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Wonderful definitions of designations

  1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
  2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
  3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
  4. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
  5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
  6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
  7. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
  8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
  9. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
  10. HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months.
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