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Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't

  1. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
  2. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
  3. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
  4. Talk about a huge breast!
  5. It's Cool Whip time!
  6. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
  7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
  8. Are you going to come again next time?
  9. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
  10. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
  11. Don't play with your meat.
  12. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
  13. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
  14. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
  15. You still have a little bit on your chin.
  16. Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
  17. How long will it take after you stick it in?
  18. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
  19. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
  20. Are you coming?
  21. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
  22. Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest.
  23. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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