uk666 5,298 Report post Posted November 12, 2018 Missing Wife A husband went to the police station to report his missing wife: Husband: I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Oh, 5 something. . Sergeant: Build? Husband: Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Colour of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Sergeant: Colour of hair? Husband: Changes according to season. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don’t remember exactly. Sergeant: Did she go in a car? Husband: Yes. Sergeant: What kind of car was it? Husband: She a 2014 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark grey metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.……………. at this point the husband started crying... Sergeant: Don't worry sir.......We’ll find her. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted November 13, 2018 hahaha.. don't find the wife, find the bitchin car.. lmao.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
