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A man received the following text from his neighbour:

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I must confess. I have been using your wife, day, and night when you're not around. 

In fact, more than you. I do not get any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn auto correct! I meant "wifi", not "wife"

  • Confused 2

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