uk666 5,298 Report post Posted November 21, 2018 Marriage Definitions You Wished You Knew Before...... Marriage is – An event which is called “tying the knot” – unfortunately, the knot can be a noose. Marriage is – A word which always means commitment – but so does insanity. Marriage is – The joining of two people, one who never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them. Marriage is – The only legal method of suppressing freedom of speech. Marriage is – A status which depends upon two to be successful but only one to turn into a failure. Marriage is – A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites