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Old Marine Pilot

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes. I've taught more than 50000 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?"

She said:

''I'm a lesbian.''

''I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.''

''As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.''

''When I shower, I think about naked women.'' 

''When I watch TV, I think about naked women.'' 

''It seems everything makes me think of naked women.''

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:

"Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, ''I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.''

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