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A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.

"Gorge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers Gorge.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Gorge, how was your day?"

Gorge told him that he took care of three patients.

"The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Gorge.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 

'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'"

"Gorge, what did you do?" asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes."

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