uk666 5,298 Report post Posted December 7, 2018 Miracle Rye Bread Two guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.” So, on the way home the 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He asked, “Do you have any Rye bread?” She replied, “There’s a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?” He said, “Oh yes, I will take 5 loaves.” She admonished, “My goodness! 5 loaves? By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be certainly hard.” He replied, “I can’t believe it. Everybody knows about this, but me.” 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted December 7, 2018 hahaha.. this is so hilarious.. lmao.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
