uk666 5,298 Report post Posted December 8, 2018 The Gay Flight Attendant My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that ‘Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.’ On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed woman hadn't moved a muscle. ‘Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.’ She calmly turned her head and said, ‘In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.’ To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, ‘Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you…Tray-up, bi*ch’ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted December 8, 2018 hahaha.. queer eye for the queen smack down.. lmfao.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
