uk666 5,298 Report post Posted December 11, 2018 Miracle Grow A husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt! The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little cloud appeared when he shook them out, he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear? ‘She replied 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites