uk666 5,298 Report post Posted December 13, 2018 Forgiving Your Enemies Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly. "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-eight," she replied. "Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?" The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: "I outlived all the bitches." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted December 14, 2018 I'll get there soon also... Ha Ha... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted December 16, 2018 hahaha.. right on point, she is.. lmfao.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
