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My Favourite Animal...

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Yup, Some people can't handle the truth.!
My Favourite Animal...
Our teacher askked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone laughed.
My parents told me to always  tell the truth.  I did.  Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.  He said they love animals very much.
I do too.  Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me too the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.  Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken.  She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand.  My parents told me to always  told me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous military person I admired the most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where the f**k I am now...
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