uk666 5,298 Report post Posted February 14, 2019 No Health Insurance An old man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked, "Do you have health insurance?" He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?" He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun." The nun became very agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Good, send the bill to my brother-in-law." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted February 14, 2019 hahaha.. talk bout putting a spin on it.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites