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"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

 

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

 

"I'm calling to report about my Hippy neighbor ....

He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood!

Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hiding it there."

 

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

 

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on The Hippy's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

They sneer at the Hippy and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at The Hippy's house.

"Hey, Bro! This is Drew....Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, Bro!""

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