uk666 5,298 Report post Posted February 22, 2019 My Hearing A Southern Baptist preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, Old Tyrone got in line. When it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Tyrone, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Old Tyrone replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in Old Tyrone's ear, placed his other hand on top of Tyrone's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. And the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm. After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Tyrone, how is your hearing now?" Old Tyrone answered, "I don't know, man. It isn’t 'til next week." 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted February 23, 2019 hahaha.. that's flippin hilarious.. omg.. poor guy just didn't wanna go to jail.. good one UK.. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted February 28, 2019 Surprised me on that one... good one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites