uk666 5,298 Report post Posted March 4, 2019 Don't Fart In Harrods A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet, and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her - Good looking as well. Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods. He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today? Blushing, uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'what is the price of this lovely bracelet?' He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joerooty 225 Report post Posted March 4, 2019 Good stuff, I love it..... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted March 6, 2019 lmao.. very funny stuff UK.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites