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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. 

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." 

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. If you can do this for the next 6 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." 

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" 

"You're going to die," she replied.

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Yep that's what my Ex would say as that's why she is my Ex = Bye Witch ;)

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Yup mine would say that too... 

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