uk666 5,298 Report post Posted March 9, 2019 Sick Husband A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. If you can do this for the next 6 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to die," she replied. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted March 10, 2019 Yep that's what my Ex would say as that's why she is my Ex = Bye Witch 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted March 11, 2019 hahaha.. typical woman.. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted March 13, 2019 Yup mine would say that too... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites