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Quiet Round Of Golf

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Quiet Round Of Golf

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this, said the man.” 

"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a grassland of cows. We went to look for them, and while rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt".

"That's when I made my big mistake".

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well I lifted the cow's tail, point at it and yelled to my wife. Hey this looks like yours"

"I don't remember much after that"

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