uk666 5,298 Report post Posted March 12, 2019 Quiet Round Of Golf A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this, said the man.” "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a grassland of cows. We went to look for them, and while rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt". "That's when I made my big mistake". "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well I lifted the cow's tail, point at it and yelled to my wife. Hey this looks like yours" "I don't remember much after that" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted March 13, 2019 A Big Ooops 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted March 15, 2019 hehehe.. first and only mistake and poof, instant death.. lmao.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites