You know you're an ENGINEER when.....

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You know you're an ENGINEER when.....

1. The only jokes you receive are through e-mail
2. At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string
3. Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma
4. Everyone else on the Alaskan cruise is on deck peering at the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room
5. In college you thought Spring Break was a metal fatigue failure
6. The salespeople at consumer electronics retail can't answer any of your questions
7. You are always late to meetings
8. You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling
9. You bought your wife a new robotic vacuum cleaner and mop for her birthday
10. You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
11. You can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting
12. You can't write unless the paper has both horizontal and vertical lines.
13. You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
14. You forgot to get a haircut ... for 6 months.
15. You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards in the chairs to see how they do the special effects.
16. You have ever saved the power cord and screws from a broken appliance.
17. You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
18. You have never bought any new underwear or socks for yourself since you got married.
19. You have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts.
20. You know what http:// actually stands for.
21. You look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys.
22. You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.
23. You see a good design and still have to change it.
24. You spent more on your calculator than on your wedding ring.
25. You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.
26. You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep.
27. You wear black socks with white tennis shoes (or vice versa).
28. You're in the back seat of your car, she's looking wistfully at the moon, and you're trying to locate a geosynchronous satellite.
29. Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
30. Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea what you do at work.
31. Your smartphone is millions of times more powerful than all of NASA’s combined computing in 1969
32. You've already calculated how much you make per second.
33. You've ever tried to repair a $5 radio.