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Eliminating Hitler

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Eliminating Hitler

It's Germany during WWII. The depraved Third Reich is in power. 

Two Jews friends, Shloime and Katz have come up with a way to get rid of Hitler, once and for all. 

They've learned that every day, at a certain time, like clockwork, Adolph drives by a certain corner on his way to pick up his morning coffee. 

They stake out by that corner, armed with handguns and ready to take out the leader of the National Socialist Party, enemy #1 of the free world.

At 5 minutes past to the appropriate time, no Hitler.

Its 10 minutes past to the appropriate time, and still no Hitler. The friends are now getting a little anxious.

Shloime speaks up. "He should be here by now. What's taking him so long?"

To which Katz responds:

"I hope nothing's happened to him."

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Mm- they could be Irish guys too...??  :psy:

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