uk666 5,298 Report post Posted March 24, 2019 Never Question a Drunk I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, "Yes, you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied: "Cause you're ugly." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted March 26, 2019 ohhhh snap.. now that's an ungodly epic burn there.. rofl.. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted March 28, 2019 The drunk probably got it right... ha ha... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites