uk666 5,298 Report post Posted April 2, 2019 New Store Policy MAN: I’d like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? MAN: He’s at home. CHECKOUT LADY: I’m sorry, I can’t sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. New store policy. The next day, the man returns. MAN: I’d like to buy some cat food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Well… where is he? MAN: He’s at home! CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can’t sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat. The next day the man returns. CHECKOUT LADY: What’s in the sack? MAN: Put your hand inside. CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm… It’s warm and moist! What is it? MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted April 2, 2019 hahaha.. so crude, but so hilarious.. lmfao.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted April 6, 2019 Too funny... I can picture that one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
