uk666 5,298 Report post Posted April 5, 2019 My Job Searches My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. I tried to retire from tracking as I could not follow the treads. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. I worked in an abattoir until I was boned. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. I worked on a newspaper until it was not new anymore. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in. Then, I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. I was a waste disposal worker until I was recycled into management. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. I was a registered shooter for culling herds until my job was targeted. Then, I was a cleaner in a company making robotic vacuum cleaners until I was found surplus to requirements. Next, I was an airline pilot until the company bailed out. I worked in a fish and chip store until seagulls negotiated a right of entry. So, then I got a job in a Workout Centre, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites