uk666 5,298 Report post Posted April 7, 2019 Cute Love Sayings A lot of people wonder how you know if you’re really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: “Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?” - Ronnie Shakes When it comes to finding available men in Minnesota, the odds are good, but the goods are odd. - Garrison Keillor Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high. - Adrienne E. Gusoff In matters of the heart, the head is often fooled; in matters of the head, the heart is often overruled. - Mardy Grothe Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost I've only been in love twice in my life. The first time was with a man. The second time was with this Snickers bar I'm eating for breakfast. - Absinthe Fairie @absinthe_fairie A woman can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. - Cher Falling in love is the best drug there is. But they never tell you about the side effects. - Greg Tamblyn Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark! - Anonymous My favourite sense of touch is yours. - Poppy @poppy_daydreams They say you’re in love when you want to spend all your time with someone. Apparently, I’m in love with my bed. - Mizgin @OfficialMizGin Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do, but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it. - Albert Einstein Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness. - Barbara Grizzuti Harrison In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves Love is a sport in which the hunter must contrive to have the quarry in pursuit. - Alphonse Karr If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious. - Alphonse Karr When a man is really in love, he can't help looking like a sheep. - Agatha Christie Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her. - Agatha Christie A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Behan Love is the soy sauce on the chop suey of life. - Wally Phillips Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard Love is an ocean of emotions, entirely surrounded by expenses. - James Dewar Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery Love is what happens to a man and a woman who don’t know each other. - Somerset Maugham Love is like the measles, all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglass Jerrold Love is staying awake all night with a sick child. Or a very healthy adult. - David Frost Love is blind. I guess that’s why it proceeds by the sense of touch. - Morey Amsterdam Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charles M. Schulz When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain If you love someone, set them free. Change addresses. Get a dog. And live happily ever after. - Ham on Wry @HeyZeus666 Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson You can tell how much I love you by the number of times I drive past your house in a day - bombsy @bombsydoll What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. - Pearl Bailey A girl once broke up with me by saying: “My ex-boyfriend who I was in love with but wouldn’t marry me so I broke up with him, is now sick and possibly dying and wants me back, and I can’t say no.” I’m going to make that into a country song and get rich. - Greg Tamblyn True love doesn't have a happy ending: True love doesn't have an ending. - Anonymous 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
