uk666 5,298 Report post Posted April 15, 2019 The Will Doug Smith is on his deathbed and he knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready, he begins to speak: My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses." My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end." My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre." "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river." The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realise his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says. "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property". Sarah replies: "Property?”. "He had a paper round”. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted April 15, 2019 Made me laugh out loud... Those were the days my friend... remember them well... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted April 15, 2019 hehehe.. that's hilarious.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
