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How Dogs Are Like Men

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How Dogs Are Like Men

  1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
  2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
  3. Both mark their territory.
  4. Neither tells you what’s bothering them.
  5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
  6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women’s crotches.
  7. Neither does the dishes.
  8. Both farts shamelessly.
  9. Neither of them notices when you get your hair cut.
  10. Both like dominance games.
  11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
  12. Neither understands what you see in cats.
     
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11 minutes ago, uk666 said:

How Dogs Are Like Men

  1. Both have an inordinate fascination with women’s crotches.

yep im a dog alright.. :laugh2:

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