uk666 5,298 Report post Posted April 22, 2019 How Dogs Are Like Men Both take up too much space on the bed. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. Both mark their territory. Neither tells you what’s bothering them. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. Both have an inordinate fascination with women’s crotches. Neither does the dishes. Both farts shamelessly. Neither of them notices when you get your hair cut. Both like dominance games. Both are suspicious of the postman. Neither understands what you see in cats. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted April 22, 2019 11 minutes ago, uk666 said: How Dogs Are Like Men Both have an inordinate fascination with women’s crotches. yep im a dog alright.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites