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A fellow was sitting alone on a blanket at a quiet beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, one from England, one from Wales and one from Ireland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor lonely chap. 

The Englishwoman said, “Excuse me, have you ever had a hug?”

The chap replied, “No” so she went over, gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welshwoman went over to him and asked, “Have you ever had a kiss?” The chap quietly replied, “No”, so she gave him a kiss and walked on. 

The Irishwoman came to him and said, “Hey, ‘ave ya ever been fooked laddie?”. The chap smiled shyly at her and replied, “No,” so she said, “Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in.”

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