Three guys die and go to heaven

[uk666 5,298]

Three guys die and go to heaven

The first one goes up to St. Peter who says, "I have only one question before you enter heaven: were you faithful to your wife?"  

The guy answers, "Yes, I never even looked at another woman."  

St. Peter tells him: "See that Rolls Royce Sweptail over there?  That's your car to drive while you're in heaven".

The second guy gets the same question, and answers: "Once I strayed, but I confessed to my wife and she forgave me, and we worked it out." 

St. Peter tells him: "See that new Buick Luxury Car over there?  That's your car to use in heaven". 

The third guy answers the same question: "I have to admit, I chased every bit of tail I could, and was with a lot of women."  

St. Peter says, "OK, but you were basically a good guy, so that old three-wheel Reliant Robin car over there is yours to use while You’re in heaven."  The three guys go off on their separate ways.  

A few weeks later, #2 and #3 are driving along in the Buick when they see #1's Rolls Royce Sweptail parked outside of a bar. They stop and go into the bar, and find #1 with empty bottles all around him, slumped with his face in his hands on the counter.

They come up to him and #2 says: "Bud, what could possibly be so bad - you're in heaven, you drive a Rolls Royce Sweptail, and everything is great!" 

He says: "I saw my wife today!"  

The other 2 reply, "That's great! So, what's the problem?"  

He answers: "She was riding a bicycle!"

[Rædwulf 1,441]

bahahaha.. his wife was a total harlot and he was totally faithful.. poor slub.. lmfao..