uk666 5,298 Report post Posted April 24, 2019 The End Is Near Sean is the vicar of a Protestant parish on the border of Northern Ireland and Republic of Ireland, and Patrick is the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road. One day they are seen together, erecting a sign which reads: "THE END IS NEAR. TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE." As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells: "Leave people alone, your religious nutters. We don't need your lectures." From around the next curve they hear screeching tyres and a big splash. Shaking his head, Father Patrick says: "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'." "Yaa, Sean agrees, then adds: "Do ya tink maybe da sign should just say: "BRIDGE CLOSED"? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted April 24, 2019 hehehe.. there u go with religious speaker heads speaking cryptic, instead of just giving u the straight answer.. lmfao.. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
koolrebel 109 Report post Posted April 25, 2019 love it............. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites