Jump to content

The kid on the bike and the cop story

Recommended Posts

The cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street,

when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'

'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'

The cop looked the bike over and handed
the girl a $30.00 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad , and next year, have him tell Santa to put
a reflector light on the back of it!'

The young girl was quiet for a few moments, then looked up at the cop and said,
'Nice horse you've got there, Officer, did Santa bring it to you?'

Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered,
'Yes, he sure did!'


The little girl looked up at the cop and said:

'Next year tell Santa;
The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!!


  • Haha 1

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now