uk666 5,298 Report post Posted April 30, 2019 Blame The Bubbles I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!" The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Double mint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the nurse to his wife's room. About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith's wife has just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company." The man then followed the nurse to his wife's room. The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted April 30, 2019 lmao.. now that is cute.. poor slub.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted May 1, 2019 Gotta have faith my man... One pop at a time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites